GEORGIA TECH SUCKS

 

I have been seeing a lot of doom and gloom predictions for Saturday, and quite frankly……I agree with most of em.   Before we go any further let’s get something straight…….I don’t like Georgia Tech or Georgia Tech fans. In fact, I despise them. They are loud, stupid, and obnoxious. I don’t care who wins the game Saturday, you’ll always be a bunch of freakin losers in my eyes. For an entire year I have had to read your pathetic 45-42 post on Georgia message boards and blogs. That’s all well and good, I get it, it goes with the territory of losing to you dumb sonsofbitches. However, the recent oral defecation coming out your slobber pits concerning Uga VII has gone too far…..even for you morons. Listen up bitches……not only was he a treasure to the entire state of Georgia(minus the 500 tech fans that live here) he was a living, breathing family pet. Reach down deep inside your tiny little tormented minds and show some class. Y’all finally won a game in the 21st century…..be happy with that. Now before y’all go all “superior” on me…..consider this, y’all will always be the North Avenue Welding and Trades School and we will always be THE University of Georgia…even with a win over Georgia Saturday….you still suck. Sorry nerds, but some things just won’t ever change.  Now GiT off my blog bitches.

On with the business at hand. Oh yeah, almost forgot …… …..45-42.

I will now provide my analysis for what I expect to happen this Saturday.

• I expect our special teams to suck. I do expect a couple of 50+ yard field goals from Blair Walsh and several 60 yard punts from Drew Butler. And Blair…on kick off’s, just kick it out of bounds and save your net average….you too Drew.
• I expect to get penalized enough to kill a couple of our drives and extend a couple of theirs.
• I expect Mike Bobo to stop doing whatever seems to be working.
• I expect running plays on second and 10.
• I expect 2 reverses to Branden Smith in his 3 offensive appearances.
• I expect our offense to turn the ball over 2.8 times.
• I expect one or two of our defensive backs to run down field covering ineligible receivers while the ball carrier runs by them. (Hey Willie…..you do know what I’m talking about right? It’s the triple option…..wiki that shit and show Bryan and Prince what I’m talking about.  Or  you could  just watch the film from last year.)
• I expect those same defensive backs to never look back for the ball.
• I expect one of our safeties to be constantly out of position to make a play and the two times that he is in position…..he will take a bad angle.
• I expect our defense to bend, break and give up at least 38 points.
• I expect to go 0-4 against ranked teams this year.
• I expect our coaches to blame the players for not being prepared. Players play and coaches coach…..right?
• I expect to be told I don’t understand what I just saw because I am not in the arena.
• I expect to have to listen to a bunch of shit from nerds for another year.
• I expect I won’t be going to Shreveport for our bowl game.
• I expect some changes come January.

Never have so few done so little with so much……Now let’s go out there and play scared damnit.

And even with all that…….it’s still great to be a Georgia Bulldog.

GO DAWGS SIC’EM WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!